Beating kids? Ian Machado Garry to the rescue! Beating wives? Well...
The irony is beyond bitter and well beyond biting for this Irish McGregor impersonator.
Back story is everything. If you hadn't seen the pre-show scrambles over the Ian Machado Garry v Neil Magny UFC to-do, you might have thought the Irish Garry was running a little hot. There were birds flipped, heads slapped up the side of, and a lingering agita that went well beyond "show" business.
"Well, he said he'd beat him," someone…